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Municipal Decree

All:
The Municipality of Lima has exposed decree law that punishes people for offenses to morality: MUNICIPAL ORDER

No-69 / 69 / 69 / 69
CITY OF LIMA - PERU
Attention: General Office:
The Municipality of Lima in accordance with article No. 13 of Decree Law No. 25515 of the Constitution of the Republic of Peru, and seen the background and powers conferred on the Law No. 69 of the Constitution of the National decrees as follows:
From the date the couple of lovers, boyfriends or lovers who were caught in prohibited areas such as municipal parks, plazas, Dark Corners, lonely place, Vehicle Interior, beaches or other similar places, they are fined according to the following provisions and charges:
(Decree 69-90,> which refers to ethics and morality in the country).
- THE HAND THAT S /. 50.00
- IN THE HAND THAT S/.100.00
- THAT IN THAT S/.150.00
- THAT WITHIN THAT S/.200.00
- THAT BEHIND THAT S/.250.00
- THAT BEFORE THAT
300.00 - THAT? NOW! NOT THAT S/.350.00
NOTE: Those who were surprised with those in the mouth or mouth into That, pay a fine according to the size of "That".
For knowledge of the general public give the definitions of 'it':
1. Not bat, but lives hung.
2. Not accordion, but it stretches and shrinks.
3. There is a soldier, but attacks from all sides.
4. Do not think, but has no head.
5. It is not attractive, but I say cute.
6. Not analgesic but I say soothing.
7. Not palm, but has coconuts.
8. Not belong to any club, but they tell Member.
9. Not guanaco but spits. 10.No
is a gentleman but stands before the Ladies.
Municipal Decree No. 69 / 69 / 69 / 69, as in the city of Lima on the 27 day of February, two thousand nine

NOTIFIED, PUBLISHED, EXPAND AND ENTERING
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